On "Borrowing" and Still Managing to Be an Ass

I haven't swept my apartment since... uh... ever.

So, with me hosting a potluck tomorrow at my apartment... I really wanted to attempt to somewhat clean my floor. Then, yesterday... it occurred to me that my neighbor leaves a small broom and picker-upper thing outside next to her door. I then planned yesterday to wait until it was late and take the broom and quickly sweep around my apartment.

And yeah... that's exactly what I just did. At 11, I opened the door and saw that her peephole didn't appear to have any lights on like mine did. I attempted to grab the broom which was behind an umbrella holder. Man, how come when you're trying to be the quietest possible... everything you do just booms and echoes like crazy.

I retreated back into my apartment and gave it another go 10 minutes later. I went outside and at the first loud noise I thought I made... I pretended to look out of a window. Then quickly grabbed the broom and went inside. I began sweeping... and yeah... all I could really think was:

"Man, this broom sucks..."

Heh heh... I take the broom without asking... I use it... and all I could do was complain about how much it sucked. Now, that's some awesomeness there.

But, yeah... it really did suck... -_-