Wednesday, February 4, 2009

EPIC FAILURE

Not common for me to post two blogs during the same day... but, I just couldn't resist since I failed miserably at trying to make religious deity references... 0_o

This is a conversation between me and Freha... to make things worse... she was nodding off and not all there since yeah... it's almost 2 AM where she is... while it's almost 4 PM here:

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Freha: youre schizo?
me: i think if anyone read this chat... they might actually think i am a schizo
heh heh
but... yeah you're tired go to bed yo
Freha: no i can do this
me: no you can't
god forbid the world to ever depend on you as a last resort
now... go sleep
Freha: whhaa???
me: how nice would that be?
Freha: god?
me: shalom forbid
happy?
Freha: i think it'd be crazy
thats jewish
me: did i get it right?
oh
Freha: hahahaha
hahahahaha
me: EPIC FAILURE
i'm actually trying to keep myself from laughing loud
i'm in school afterall
surrounded by teachers
okay
let me try this again
uh... buddha forbid?
Freha: dude
me: buddhist
uh...
Freha: yeah
me: gandhi forbid?
that's closer, right?
Freha: hindu... and no...
let me help allah...
me: baba?
wait
ali ababa
that's aladdin?
wow
Freha: no
me: prince ali
fabulous he
ali ababa
ababua?
whatever
i just liked when jafar was like... "abubu"
Freha: no.. like sultan says to jasmine "allah forbid you should have any daughters"
me: yes i remember
Freha: shalom.... hahahaa ahahaha
me: well... i used to always think he said rajah forbid
Freha: no.. no
me: actually...
i still think he says that
Freha: he doesnt he has a lisp
so it all sounds the same
me: allah forbid
rajah forbid
both have the same context he was making at the moment
Freha: say over and over
me: so... yeah
allah forbid the world should depend on you as a last resort
heh heh
i was so confident in shalom
Freha: there you go
hahahahaa
me: it just came to me like that
Freha: i knowww
me: it surprised me that i knew another religion"s diety
Freha: good thing im not religious... and that you dont teach in palestine
actually
me: so... in my mind... it couldn't possibly be wrong
heh heh
Freha: shalom is a greeting
not a gods name
me: oh man NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Freha: yea... and ghandi was no god either
me: now that... that right there... was EPIC FAILURE
i know he wasn't a god... but, i figured it was a step in the right direction
Freha: hehehehe
nope
me: you couldn't just let me think shalom was a name of a deity
::sigh::
Freha: ...im sorry
i just wanted to make sure if you ever went to palestine...
me: how many people are you going to tell this too?
Freha: you knew the lingo
no one
me: so... i kind of said something along the lines of "hello forbid..."?
Freha: though its gold
me: you could tell people
Freha: heheheheh yeah!
me: i'm probably going to paste this conversation as a blog
in fact
i will
it will be titled... "EPIC FAILURE"
heh heh
Freha: jhaha
me: and... to make things worse.... you're the one that"s sleepy i'm the one in the middle of the day who f-ed up
Freha: its ok i wont tell anyone

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Oh man... the principal just gave me the best compliment ever. We were talking about my remaining schedule since the school year in Japan ends in March. So... he said I was only here for 3 more weeks. Then, he wanted to know if I'd return... I told him as of now... I am staying in ofunato, but... haven't been told whether they are putting me back in the school. I told him that I hoped they would since I like this school and the teachers. He then said... in English to boot:

"I met many ALT... foreign teachers... but I think you the most wonderful person. Best! I really do think."

Man... how great today has been! Stupidness in conversations followed by the best compliment.

Life is good right now!

3 comments:

Gabie said...

Wow Victor! Seriously? Shalom forbid? Man, and I thought i had made enough Jew jokes for you to at least get the Jewish stuff down.

::sigh:: What am I to do with you. I guess the anti-semite jokes aren't enough. I guess Ginger jokes will have to do for now....

May the lord be with you.....



(and also with you)::ringing of the bell::

GriMstA said...

Heh heh... the bell ringing... priceless.

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